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Monday, January 31, 2011

Good Luck

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Good Luck

Submitted by Lester

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Black & White

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Megan

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TTYL!

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - TTYL!

Submitted by Bryan

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Definitely TMI

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Sean

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Pet Ownership

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Pet Ownership

Submitted by Jess

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Taylor Swift Tickets

By Jillian Madison on February 28th 20110 Comments

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From Catherine: This is my mom trying to type “presale”

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Bilingual Moms

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bilingual Moms

Submitted by Brittany

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Goodnight

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Goodnight

Submitted by Chelsea

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……

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Lauren

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The Violin

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Violin

From Patricia: My dad took my mom to Vegas for their anniversary and sent this to me. It’s just wrong!

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Resourceful

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Resourceful

From Ali: My mom was babysitting my neices and nephews and asked if it was ok to use their Kool Aid as a mixer for her rum since she ran outta orange juice.

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Muffin Top

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Kristin

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Emoticon Story

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Justus

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“Texting Is Tiring”

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - “Texting Is Tiring”

From picklestealer

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A Misunderstanding

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

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From Addison

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Slow Texter

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

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From Bianca: I made fun of my moms slow texting and she called me ugly! Ahhahahahaha! I love my mom!

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Dressing Up

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dressing Up

Submitted byDanielle

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Something’s Fishy

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Something’s Fishy

From prettylabels

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Old People Problems

By Jillian Madison on February 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Old People Problems

Submitted by Lucia

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Wedding Song

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

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From Nat

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The Other Woman

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

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From Jemma

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Dad’s Mad

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad’s Mad

From Dunya

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Shower Head

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

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From Brittany: I curse the day my mother started texting.

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Prematurely Sent

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Prematurely Sent

Submitted by JC

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Advice From Mom

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Micah

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Husbands and Wives

By Jillian Madison on February 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Husbands and Wives

From Jason

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Cum Over

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cum Over

Submitted by Jasmine

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Made-Up Acronym

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

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From Caroline

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Knick Knack Paddy Whack

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Knick Knack Paddy Whack

From Neil: I know my mom was trying to say bone but she made the same mistake twice. We have a tiny chihuahua and I get in trouble for feeding it table scraps. My mom is paranoid because Buddy choked on a bone before and spent some time at the vet.

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Bruno Mars

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

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From Matt

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Laid Off

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Laid Off

Submitted by Danica

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Gross, Dad

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

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Moms Hate Sideboob

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

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New Music

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - New Music

From Raissa

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I Know You Are But What Am I?

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - I Know You Are But What Am I?

From Lauren

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Everybody Loves Raymond

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Cynthia

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Footwear

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Footwear

From Ryane: Lmao! My Mamma ain’t no good! Just texted me talking about somebody shoes hahaha!

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Vacation Blow By Blow

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

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From Emily: This was sent to my brothers, sister and I when our parents got to Florida on vacation.

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Carpet and the Drapes

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Carpet and the Drapes

Submitted by Candi

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That’s Hilarious, Mom. Now Please Stop.

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s Hilarious, Mom. Now Please Stop.

From Kate: My mom was watching a TV show, and decided to text me all the jokes.

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You Say Sfumato

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - You Say Sfumato

Submitted by Techluvr. According to Wikipedia, Sfumato is “one of the four canonical painting modes of the Renaissance.” It’s a technique used by painters like Leonardo da Vinci in the Mona Lisa painting.

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Tennis

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Tennis

Submitted by Lyn

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Spooky

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Liane

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Father/Son Relationship

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Devin

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Elective Surgery

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by DJ

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Preoccupied

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Patricia

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Saying Goodbye

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Jaclyn

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The Earthquake

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Jaclyn

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Burning Question

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Sara

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Lubed Up

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Nancy

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Manscaping

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Claire

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Random Llamas

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Random Llamas

Submitted by Marie

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Dinner Plans

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dinner Plans

Submitted by Daniel. Dad was trying to type Benihana.

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Date Night

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Date Night

Submitted by Jill

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ANNOYING.

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - ANNOYING.

From Katie: My dad picked me up from work every day this summer, and if I wasn’t out right on time I would get dozens of messages like these.

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Cash Money

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cash Money

Submitted by H

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New Hot Tub

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

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From Rachel: Just to clarify… she was in the hot tub alone, and Bob is her new fiance.

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Home Alone

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Lynn

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Bromance

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

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From Vanessa: My mom has just discovered the word ‘bromance’. She is elderly and reads AARP all the time and apparently they talked abt it in the mag!

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Confusing Dinner

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Confusing Dinner

Submitted by Kris

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Is That Legal?

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Monica

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A Wise, Wise Woman

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - A Wise, Wise Woman

Submitted by Zoe

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Short Term Memory

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Short Term Memory

Submitted by Aimee

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Beware Of Mexico And Condoms

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Amelia

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DO NOT WANT

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - DO NOT WANT

Submitted by Paula

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Wardrobe Consultation

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wardrobe Consultation

Submitted by Amanda

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Bad Advice

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Advice

Submitted by Emily

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“Man Shot In Butte”

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Amelia

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Trance Mix

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Oriel

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Kiss & Tell

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

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Lovely Photograph

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Karinn

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Request From Mom

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Request From Mom

Submitted by Rachel

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You Thought Your Dad Was Cheap?

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - You Thought Your Dad Was Cheap?

Submitted by Daphne

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Empty Cupboard

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Empty Cupboard

Submitted by Melanie

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Friends With Benefits

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Jess

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The New Guy

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The New Guy

Submitted by Adrienne

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When The Cat’s Away…

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - When The Cat’s Away…

-from DJ: Just texted pops and asked why he isn’t pickn up the phone this what he said

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Missing Fanny Pack

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Missing Fanny Pack

Submitted by Sarah

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Fathers and Sons

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Fathers and Sons

Submitted by Josh

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Gross

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gross

-from Amanda: I seriously did not just get this text from my dad. Just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Dry Spell

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dry Spell

Submitted by Jeffrey

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Hugs, Not Drugs

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Hugs, Not Drugs

Submitted by Will

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Insult Fail

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Insult Fail

-from Jason: this is my father jokingly trying to call me a douchebag.

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Life Tip

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Life Tip

Submitted by Anne

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Mom’s Personalized License Plate Options

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Personalized License Plate Options

-from Aneissa: haha wow seriously mom? she’s tryna personalize her license plate & she sent a text to a group of ppl.

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Can I Buy A Vowel?

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Can I Buy A Vowel?

-from Jay

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The Virus

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Virus

From Tiffany: Mom’s computer got a virus. She was convinced if she unplugged her modem it would fix it. She still talks about how scary it was and how she thinks she should cancel the internet.

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What Happens In Vegas…

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - What Happens In Vegas…

-from JK

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Impatience

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Impatience

Submitted by Monica

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Young Money

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Young Money

-from Hart

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Dad Fail

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Dave

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Where Are You

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

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-from Tronecia

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Charitable Acts

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Charitable Acts

Submitted by Diane

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Encouraging Words

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

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-from Kev

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Quick Question

By Jillian Madison on February 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Quick Question

-from Jessica

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Waitress

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Heather

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Something To Keep In Mind

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Something To Keep In Mind

Submitted by Sasha

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Bad Joke, Dad

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Joke, Dad

-from Austyn

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Opinions

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Opinions

-from Chelsea: This is the funniest text I have ever received.

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Mr. President

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mr. President

Submitted by Jeremiah

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