Submitted by Frankie
Submitted by Moriah. Her father meant to send this to her stepmother.
From Alicia: gave my dad a joint, i don’t think he could handle it
From Katy: This text exchange happened when I was asking my dad for his input on limos for my wedding. I was trying to stay in budget, but I guess my “nichol and diming” was a little too much for him.
Sh#@ Your Phone Says!
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Peace out, homoerotics! We hope you enjoy the book, but if you don’t you can go to he’ll! Shabaka!