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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Attention Target Shoppers

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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Newbie

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11 PM Drunk Texts From Dad = Fail

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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Cheaper Alternatives

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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New Curfew

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Snowstorm Checklist

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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Doctor Visit

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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American Idol

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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Dougie

By Jillian Madison on April 30th 20110 Comments

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Fightin’ Words

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Ouch

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Justin

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Hands Off!

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Parents Of Walmart

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Gazuntite

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Checking In

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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Way Harsh, Mom

By Jillian Madison on April 29th 20110 Comments

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A Simple “Yes” Would Have Sufficed

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Translator Needed

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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New Rihanna Song

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Words With Friends

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Movie Hopping

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Daddy’s Little Girl

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Place Of Conception

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Slow Learner

By Jillian Madison on April 28th 20110 Comments

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Glitter

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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Mom’s Random Text

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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From Patty: My mom’s texts rarely ever make sense…this one is no exception.

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Dad’s Favorite Show

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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Dad’s Cheating

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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Funny Dad

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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The Truth About Easter

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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Nude Beach

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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When I Grow Up

By Jillian Madison on April 27th 20110 Comments

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Advice

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Leftovers

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Breasticles

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Rumors

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Man vs Food

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Lunch Money

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Smart Cookie

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Crabs!

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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How To Annoy Your Daughter

By Jillian Madison on April 26th 20110 Comments

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Get With The Times

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Busy Evening

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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WTF Easter

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Gold Digga

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Dieting

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Hiding Out

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Really Long Drive

By Jillian Madison on April 25th 20110 Comments

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Foursquare

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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Dirty Phone

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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Dr Seuss?

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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Knock Knock

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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“I Saw You Cashed Gay Church”

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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From Yasmin: This was my dad’s venture into texting as outlined by his ill-fated attempts to tell me that my brother, Ben, had not cashed a check yet.

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When Moms Email

By Jillian Madison on April 24th 20110 Comments

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Old Adage

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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Friday Night

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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On Patrol

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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Aging

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Fake

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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20 Questions

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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Wine Tasting

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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Emoticon Fail

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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No Swearing!

By Jillian Madison on April 23rd 20110 Comments

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Friends and Enemies

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Youngun’s

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Are You 11?

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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The Viagra Incident

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Afternoon Break

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Bike Riding

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Standards

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Interesting Offer

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Ireland

By Jillian Madison on April 22nd 20110 Comments

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Walmart Employees

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Say Wha?

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

This is the response I got when I asked my dad if he can text:

funny parents texts - Say Wha?

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WTF DVD’d

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Easter

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Easter

From Laura: I asked my mom for trifle for dessert.. Apparently she didn’t plan on making it herself.

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Parents Drunk In Amsterdam

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Not Aging Well

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Hot Mess

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Where Do Babies Come From

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Cranky

By Jillian Madison on April 21st 20110 Comments

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Bad Food

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Vacation Views

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Baby Pics

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Parents Anniversary

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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TTYL!

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Trip To The Vet

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Friday, Friday

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Potheads

By Jillian Madison on April 20th 20110 Comments

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Caffeine

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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Too Much Snooki

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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Chores

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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References

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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Mommy Rapper

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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The Lawnmower

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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:*

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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Bartender

By Jillian Madison on April 19th 20110 Comments

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Trying To Be Hip

By Jillian Madison on April 18th 20110 Comments

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SMH

By Jillian Madison on April 18th 20110 Comments

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