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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Smokin’ Up

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

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Technical Difficulties

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Technical Difficulties

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Favorite Movie

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

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Fake Chowing

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

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WTF, Dad?

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - WTF, Dad?

Submitted by Sloan

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Strange Pamphlets

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

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Lady Gaga

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

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Mom Fell

By Jillian Madison on May 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Fell

Submitted by Dusty

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Panty Gravy?!

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Panty Gravy?!

Submitted by Sasha

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Dinosaurs

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dinosaurs

Submitted by Amanda

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Genetics

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Cindy

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Wedding Night

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wedding Night

Submitted by Caroline

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Feel The Burn

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Feel The Burn

Submitted by Frank

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Learning The Lingo

By Jillian Madison on May 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Learning The Lingo

Submitted by Whitney

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That Time Of The Month

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That Time Of The Month

Submitted by Ben

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Exhaustion

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Exhaustion

Submitted by Danille

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Boob Job

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Boob Job

Submitted by Kev

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We’re Here

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - We’re Here

Submitted by Amanda

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Something About Pizzas

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Something About Pizzas

Submitted by Christy

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Father’s Day

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Father’s Day

Submitted by Amber

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Computer Help

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Computer Help

Submitted by Tim

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How Are You

By Jillian Madison on May 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - How Are You

Submitted by Charles

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Extreme Couponing

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Extreme Couponing

Submitted by Mary

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Doctor Doctor

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Doctor Doctor

Submitted by Sky

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Cranky

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cranky

Submitted by Donna

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College Bills

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - College Bills

Submitted by Jen

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Idols

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Idols

Submitted by Kenya

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One Dollar

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - One Dollar

Submitted by Gavin

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Bras

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bras

Submitted by Stephanie

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Blackmail Photo

By Jillian Madison on May 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Blackmail Photo

From Caitlyn: My mom and dad were in Vegas. I get this picture of my dad and a friend with some black angel thing… Not cool… Then mom tells me she wants me to have it on file for blackmail? WTF?

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Punishment

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Punishment

Submitted by Luka

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The Bachelorette

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Bachelorette

Submitted by Deirdre

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Best Part Of The Day

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Doreen

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Mosh Pit

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mosh Pit

Submitted by Abbey

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Reasonable Question

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Reasonable Question

Submitted by Chase

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Sharing

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Kristen

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Mexican Corn

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mexican Corn

Submitted by Rachael

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Shh!

By Jillian Madison on May 27th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Nicola

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Tattoos

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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The Basics

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Alexander

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Cell Phones

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Joel

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Taking Things Too Far

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Kate

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A Birthday Wish

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Chrissy

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Ceasar’s Palace

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Chason

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Raptured Fail

By Jillian Madison on May 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Raptured Fail

Submitted by JP

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Quiet

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

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Is That English?

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Is That English?

Submitted by Lacee

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What’s That Smell?

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - What’s That Smell?

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ALL CAPS

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - ALL CAPS

Submitted by Audrey

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A Sight To Behold

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Tarley

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Lawyers

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

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Swearing Off Boys

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Swearing Off Boys

Submitted by Beth

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Breaking News

By Jillian Madison on May 25th 20110 Comments

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New Boyfriend

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Chrissy

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Guess She’s A Fan

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Guess She’s A Fan

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Way TMI

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Way TMI

Submitted by Dan

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Money Problems

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

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Not Raptured

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

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Getting Older

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Getting Older

Submitted by KC

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Someone’s Hungry

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

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Getting Emotional

By Jillian Madison on May 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Getting Emotional

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Bitches

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bitches

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Wet and Dry

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wet and Dry

Submitted by Emersen

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Cookbooks

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cookbooks

Submitted by Michelle

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Pets vs Children

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Pets vs Children

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Woo Hop!

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Woo Hop!

Submitted by Lacey

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Red Light

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Red Light

Submitted by TJ

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Showing Off

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

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Airport Travel

By Jillian Madison on May 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Airport Travel

Submitted by Morgan

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Finger Banging

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Finger Banging

Submitted by Tony

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Conference Call

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

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Just FYI

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Just FYI

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Prom Night

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Prom Night

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Tattoo Freakout

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

I had gone to get a tattoo on my thigh, which my mom was totally against. When I got there I told her I changed my mind and got it on my neck! I eventually told her I was kidding. This is the result.

funny parents texts - Tattoo Freakout

Submitted by Seth

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Way Harsh

By Jillian Madison on May 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Way Harsh

Submitted by Cori

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What Are You Wearing

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - What Are You Wearing

Submitted by Leslie

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Heavy Breathing

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Heavy Breathing

Submitted by Mara

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Great Story, Dad

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Great Story, Dad

Submitted by Christina

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Sometimes You Feel Like A Yard

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sometimes You Feel Like A Yard

Submitted by Stephanie

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Camping

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Camping

Submitted by Molly

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Tanning Advice

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Tanning Advice

Submitted by Lindsay

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Puppies

By Jillian Madison on May 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Puppies

Submitted by Audrey

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MILF Lesson

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - MILF Lesson

Submitted by Joe

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Parents Just Don’t Understand

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Just Don’t Understand

Submitted by Pam

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Shape Ups

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Shape Ups

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Unlocked

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Unlocked

Submitted by Lucy

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Way Harsh

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Way Harsh

Submitted by Amanda

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Shaving

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Shaving

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The Great Debate

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Great Debate

Submitted by Megan

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Mom’s Creepin’ On Facebook

By Jillian Madison on May 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Creepin’ On Facebook

Submitted by Alice

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Car Fax

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Car Fax

Submitted by Suzanne

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Sound Painful

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sound Painful

Submitted by Tyler

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Deadliest Catch

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Deadliest Catch

Submitted by Jill

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Lips

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Lips

Submitted by Samantha

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Too Much Sharing, Dad

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Too Much Sharing, Dad

Submitted by Julia

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Nice Visuals

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Nice Visuals

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Dancing With The Crap

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dancing With The Crap

Submitted by Abigael

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None Of Your Business, Mom!

By Jillian Madison on May 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - None Of Your Business, Mom!

Submitted by Kristin

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Babysitting

By Jillian Madison on May 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Babysitting

Submitted by Michelle

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Birthday Present

By Jillian Madison on May 18th 20110 Comments

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