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Or Else!

By Jillian Madison on July 31st 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Savannah

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What’s Cooking

By Jillian Madison on July 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - What’s Cooking

Submitted by Erin

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In The Closet

By Jillian Madison on July 31st 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Gretch

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Get Money

By Jillian Madison on July 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Get Money

Submitted by Kim

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Mythbusters

By Jillian Madison on July 31st 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Adele

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The Hangover

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Nikolas

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Dinner Invite

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dinner Invite

Submitted by Tara

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So Very Clueless

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - So Very Clueless

Submitted by Kara

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The Mall

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Mall

Submitted by Kate

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Warning!

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Emma

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Wal-Mart

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wal-Mart

Submitted by Penny

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Whatever Floats Your Boat

By Jillian Madison on July 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Whatever Floats Your Boat

Submitted by Dragonsama

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Dad Has A Point

By Jillian Madison on July 29th 20110 Comments

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Advice About Going To Vegas

By Jillian Madison on July 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Advice About Going To Vegas

Submitted by Dominique

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Condom Shortage

By Jillian Madison on July 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Condom Shortage

Submitted by Hayley

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Rough Night

By Jillian Madison on July 29th 20110 Comments

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Horse Quidditch

By Jillian Madison on July 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Horse Quidditch

Submitted by Sarah

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Doing It Wrong

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Doing It Wrong

-Maya

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Social Network

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Safe And Sound

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Sage

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Dad’s First iPhone

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Bilingual

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Beer Goggles

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Good Advice

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Benefits Of Being Single

By Jillian Madison on July 28th 20110 Comments

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Justin Bieber’s New Tattoo

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

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Grateful

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

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-Fran

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Not So Happy Meals

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

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Gone For Good

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

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Bag Lady

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

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Never Forget

By Jillian Madison on July 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Never Forget

Submitted by Gabbi

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The Secretary

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

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Beach Day

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Anastasia

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Stuck In Ohio

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

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No Laughing Matter

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - No Laughing Matter

Submitted by Ellen

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Only Takes One

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

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Swimming

By Jillian Madison on July 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Swimming

Submitted by Jackie

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Hatred!

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

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Birdwatching

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Birdwatching

Submitted by Jordan

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Friends With Benefits

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

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Far East

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Hollie

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Dad’s Sore Throat

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

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New Acronym

By Jillian Madison on July 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - New Acronym

Submitted by Chad

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Dinner Is Served

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

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Healthy Appetite

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Healthy Appetite

Submitted by Rachel

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On Dad’s Mind

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - On Dad’s Mind

Submitted by JP

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Trip To NYC

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Trip To NYC

Submitted by Matt

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Ice Cream Sandwiches

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Ice Cream Sandwiches

Submitted by Amy

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That’s My Money!

By Jillian Madison on July 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s My Money!

Submitted by Jennifer

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BTW, Dad

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - BTW, Dad

Submitted by Joel

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Tell Us How You Really Feel

Submitted by Marina

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Traumatizing Cookie Experience

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Traumatizing Cookie Experience

Submitted by Sami

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LearnHowToSpace

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - LearnHowToSpace

Submitted by area code 360

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Pick A Side

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Pick A Side

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A Real Knee Slapper

By Jillian Madison on July 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - A Real Knee Slapper

Submitted by area code 817

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Parents Shouldn’t Facebook, Either!

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

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Sunday Dinner

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sunday Dinner

Submitted by Mark

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Nahhhhh

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Nahhhhh

Submitted by Carly

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Bow Wow Wow

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bow Wow Wow

Submitted by Ryan

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Debbie Downer

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Debbie Downer

Submitted by Courtnie

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And That’s An Order

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - And That’s An Order

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The Weather

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Weather

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Gym Day

By Jillian Madison on July 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gym Day

Submitted by Paula

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All Clear

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - All Clear

Submitted by Lori

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Emoticon Fail

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Emoticon Fail

Submitted by German

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Turn It On

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Turn It On

Submitted by Evan

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Oh That Clears It Up

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Oh That Clears It Up

Submitted by Alexandria

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Worst Image Possible

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Worst Image Possible

Submitted by Ben

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Jenna From The Block

By Jillian Madison on July 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Jenna From The Block

Submitted by Jenna

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The Bachelorette

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Bachelorette

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Worst Calendar Ever

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

My mom has a calendar from our local zoo and this is what she had to say about it:

funny parents texts - Worst Calendar Ever

-Jess

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Excuse You

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Excuse You

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That’s Not What MILF Means

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s Not What MILF Means

Submitted by Jacqualine

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Circus Act

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Circus Act

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Way Harsh, Mom

By Jillian Madison on July 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Way Harsh, Mom

Submitted by Naydeene

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On Fire

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - On Fire

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Birthday Wishes

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Birthday Wishes

Submitted by Sarah

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Laundry Day

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Laundry Day

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Bath Salts

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bath Salts

Submitted by Travis

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The Trampoline

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Trampoline

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LOL

By Jillian Madison on July 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - LOL

Submitted by Amber

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Atlantic City

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Atlantic City

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Knocked Up

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Knocked Up

-Brianne

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Meatloaf

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Meatloaf

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Misunderstanding

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Misunderstanding

Submitted by Katie

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Facebook vs. Real Life

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

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Wasn’t Me

By Jillian Madison on July 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wasn’t Me

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Acronym Fail

By Jillian Madison on July 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Acronym Fail

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The Old Adage

By Jillian Madison on July 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Old Adage

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Airport Security

By Jillian Madison on July 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Airport Security

From Jennifer: it says “Got my lemons squeezed at the airport on the way to Florida. I feel so fresh.”

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Post-Divorce

By Jillian Madison on July 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Post-Divorce

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You Up?

By Jillian Madison on July 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - You Up?

Submitted by Jim

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Size It Up

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Size It Up

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Getting Older

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Getting Older

Submitted by Stephanie

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Just Say No

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Just Say No

Submitted by Jasmine

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Doughboy

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Doughboy

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Getting It On

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Getting It On

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21st Birthday

By Jillian Madison on July 16th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - 21st Birthday

Submitted by Sara

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Carried Away

By Jillian Madison on July 15th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Carried Away

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Filthy NYC

By Jillian Madison on July 15th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Filthy NYC

Submitted by Haley

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