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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Mom’s Rental Car

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Rental Car

From Ross: My mom had to get a rental car while hers was at the body shop. Apparently it reminds her of boniva commercials……

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Not A Compliment

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Not A Compliment

Submitted by Ben

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Mom’s Blind Date

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Blind Date

Submitted by Ryan

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Sore Loser

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sore Loser

Submitted by Erin

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The Future

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Future

Submitted by Megan

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Under My Roof

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Under My Roof

Submitted by Loren

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Wait A Minute…

By Jillian Madison on September 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wait A Minute…

Submitted by Chelsea

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Uncool

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Uncool

Submitted by Ashleigh

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Dedication

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dedication

Submitted by Jack

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Road Trip

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Road Trip

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Over and Under

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Over and Under

Submitted by Leigh

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Dye Job

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dye Job

Submitted by Marc

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Nice Analogy Mom

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Nice Analogy Mom

Submitted by Tim

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Parents Love Acronyms

By Jillian Madison on September 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Love Acronyms

Submitted by Seth

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Do Not Disturb

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Do Not Disturb

Submitted by Kaylee

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A Good Night

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - A Good Night

Submitted by Ashley

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A Sad Situation

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - A Sad Situation

Submitted by Brooks

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Letdown

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Letdown

Submitted by Andrew

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Why Mom Why

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Why Mom Why

Submitted by Lindi

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DisGRACEful

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - DisGRACEful

Submitted by Dale

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When Dads Watch “Dancing With The Stars”

By Jillian Madison on September 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - When Dads Watch “Dancing With The Stars”

Submitted by Kelly

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Special Sauce

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Special Sauce

Submitted by Jesyca

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Smartypants

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Smartypants

Submitted by Jay

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Smiths

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Smiths

Submitted by Ben

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Old People Acronyms

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Old People Acronyms

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99 Problems And A Unibrow’s One

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - 99 Problems And A Unibrow’s One

Submitted by Devon

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Piano Players

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Piano Players

Submitted by Lauren

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Cyndi Lauper Was Wrong

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cyndi Lauper Was Wrong

Submitted by Heather

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Prime Example

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Prime Example

Submitted by Tamara

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Winning The Lotto

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Winning The Lotto

Submitted by Dan

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Vegas, Baby, Vegas

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Vegas, Baby, Vegas

Submitted by James

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Work

By Jillian Madison on September 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Work

Submitted by Whitney

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Good Grades

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Good Grades

Submitted by Charity

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Worst Punishment Ever

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Worst Punishment Ever

Submitted by Samantha

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Man’s Best Friend

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Man’s Best Friend

Submitted by Pete

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Black and White

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Black and White

Submitted by Scarlet

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Baby Daddy

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Baby Daddy

Submitted by Kim

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Broken Umbrella

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Broken Umbrella

Submitted by Sarah

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Tagged

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Tagged

Submitted by Jason

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The Roommate

By Jillian Madison on September 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Roommate

Submitted by Brianne

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That’s Not What It Means

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s Not What It Means

Submitted by Tara

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Way Harsh Dad!

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Way Harsh Dad!

Submitted by Alex

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Dinner For One

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dinner For One

Submitted by Greg

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Lost In Translation

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Lost In Translation

Submitted by Andie

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Gossip Girls

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gossip Girls

Submitted by Dawn

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Priorities

By Jillian Madison on September 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Priorities

Submitted by Anne

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Fraternity Life

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Fraternity Life

Submitted by Aaron

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Spooning

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Spooning

Submitted by Emily

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Hurricane Hillary

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Hurricane Hillary

Submitted by Jason

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Randomness

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Randomness

Submitted by Jayme

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Ellen DeGeneres / Owen Wilson

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Ellen DeGeneres / Owen Wilson

Submitted by Paul

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“Gangsta Talk”

By Jillian Madison on September 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - “Gangsta Talk”

Submitted by Liane

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Mom vs Mom

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom vs Mom

Submitted by Whitney

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Get Your Drank On

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Get Your Drank On

Submitted by Lindsay

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Bad Date

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Date

Submitted by Luke

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Interrupted

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Interrupted

Submitted by Emily

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Aging

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Aging

Submitted by Dara

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Say What?

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Say What?

Submitted by Emily

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Weighing In

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Weighing In

Submitted by Rae

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Crabs

By Jillian Madison on September 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Crabs

Submitted by Cruz

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The Google Logo

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Google Logo

Submitted by Nate

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Scaring Mom

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Scaring Mom

Submitted by Kasey

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Wise Ass

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wise Ass

Submitted by Jayme

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Can You See Me Now?

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Can You See Me Now?

Submitted by Vance

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Not Tulips

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Not Tulips

Submitted by Savannah

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Getting Personal

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Getting Personal

Submitted by Anne

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New Facebook

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - New Facebook

Submitted by carly

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It’s Me

By Jillian Madison on September 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - It’s Me

Submitted by Andrew

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Bing Bar

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bing Bar

Submitted by Melissa

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AFL

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - AFL

Submitted by Carey

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Honeymoon Advice

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Honeymoon Advice

Submitted by Dave

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Out Of Control

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Out Of Control

Submitted by Katie

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Good Riddance

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Good Riddance

Submitted by Aaron

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Saturn

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Saturn

Submitted by Abigael

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Breaking News

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Breaking News

Submitted by Heath

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Every Mother Ever

By Jillian Madison on September 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Every Mother Ever

Submitted by Christine

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Meanwhile… At The Apple Store…

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Meanwhile… At The Apple Store…

Submitted by Abe

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Bad Doggy

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Doggy

Submitted by Nic

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Natural Progression

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Natural Progression

Submitted by Whit

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Parents Shouldn’t Use Slang

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Shouldn’t Use Slang

Submitted by Kate

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Sharpies

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sharpies

Submitted by Brianne

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A Day Off

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - A Day Off

Submitted by Monica

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Cover Up

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cover Up

Submitted by Lola

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Not Sure How That Will Help

By Jillian Madison on September 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Not Sure How That Will Help

Submitted by Iana

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Paranoid

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Paranoid

Submitted by Becca

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How To Make A Butt

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - How To Make A Butt

Submitted by area code 661

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Dinner Invite

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dinner Invite

Submitted by Paula

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Who’s The Drunker One

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Who’s The Drunker One

Submitted by Brandon

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Gingers

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gingers

Submitted by Russ

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Cover Up!

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cover Up!

Submitted by area code 661

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Halloween Candy

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Halloween Candy

Submitted by Caitlyn

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Cold Storage

By Jillian Madison on September 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Cold Storage

Submitted by Emily

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Wrinkles

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wrinkles

Submitted by Sierra

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Far Away

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Far Away

Submitted by Jen

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The Slammer

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Slammer

Submitted by April

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Happy Face

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Happy Face

Submitted by Annie

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Wrong One

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Wrong One

Submitted by Mallory

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Taking Forever

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Taking Forever

Submitted by Jessica

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Emoticon Debate

By Jillian Madison on September 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Emoticon Debate

Submitted by Robin

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That New Game

By Jillian Madison on September 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - That New Game

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