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Friday, September 30, 2011

Is This Thing On?

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Is This Thing On?

Submitted by Liz

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Lindsay Lohan’s Next Movie

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Lindsay Lohan’s Next Movie

Submitted by Bekka

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No Boobs Allowed

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - No Boobs Allowed

From Melanie: My family is going to a nice brunch for my uncle’s birthday and this is one of many texts I have received from my father for family events telling me not to wear something lowcut.

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Text Fail

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Text Fail

Submitted by Carly

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Inflation

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Inflation

Submitted by Brooks

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Worst Costume Idea Ever, Mom

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Worst Costume Idea Ever, Mom

Submitted by Devon

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So Fly

By Jillian Madison on October 31st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - So Fly

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Bad Dog!

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Dog!

Submitted by Alicia

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Trying Too Hard

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Brielle

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Such A Jokester

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Such A Jokester

Submitted by Jamie

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Trip To Wal-Mart

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Trip To Wal-Mart

Submitted by Maureen

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Men In Thongs

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Men In Thongs

Submitted by Emma

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Scarred For Life

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Scarred For Life

Submitted by Elana

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Grocery Shopping

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Grocery Shopping

Submitted by Daniel

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When Moms Go To College

By Jillian Madison on October 30th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - When Moms Go To College

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Housesitting

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Housesitting

Submitted by Kourtney

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It’s True

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - It’s True

Submitted by Della

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Say It A Few More Times

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Say It A Few More Times

Submitted by Nick

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Madonna

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Madonna

Submitted by Evan

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Golf Course Hoes

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Golf Course Hoes

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Baby Pics

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Baby Pics

Submitted by Laura

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Pass

By Jillian Madison on October 29th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Pass

Submitted by Brian

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Worst Phrasing Ever

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Worst Phrasing Ever

Submitted by Candice

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New Watch

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - New Watch

Submitted by Heidi

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Medical Shows

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Medical Shows

Submitted by Kyle

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Never Forget

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Never Forget

Submitted by Lexi

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Gullible

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gullible

Submitted by Matt

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11:11

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

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Clueless

By Jillian Madison on October 28th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Clueless

Submitted by Kara

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Eye See You

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Eye See You

Submitted by Sarah

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Ex-Friends

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

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Bad Advice

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Advice

Submitted by Kara

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Dad’s Life Tips

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad’s Life Tips

Submitted by Karla

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Sizing Up

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Sizing Up

Submitted by Henry

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Mom’s 60

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s 60

Submitted by Alexa

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Flying High

By Jillian Madison on October 27th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Flying High

Submitted by Megan

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Lawnmower Man

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Lawnmower Man

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Change Of Topic

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Change Of Topic

Submitted by Dan

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Dads Will Be Dads

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dads Will Be Dads

Submitted by Jenna

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Dad Got Fired

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad Got Fired

Submitted by Ashton

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Concerned Father

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Concerned Father

Submitted by Kitty

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People Named Misty

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - People Named Misty

Submitted by Lindsay

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Dog Sitting

By Jillian Madison on October 26th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Ashley

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Mom’s New Boyfriend

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s New Boyfriend

Submitted by Lana

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GTL

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Rob

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The Letter H

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

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Submitted by Fran

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The New Guy

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The New Guy

Submitted by Ellen

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IDK

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - IDK

Submitted by Anya

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Just Friends

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Just Friends

Submitted by Zoe

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Booya?

By Jillian Madison on October 25th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Booya?

Text from my Dad who uses one of the oldest flip phones left on the market……. -Josh

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Dream Woman

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Dream Woman

Submitted by Peyton

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Facebook

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Facebook

Submitted by Avery

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Orientation

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Orientation

Submitted by Nicole

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Meanwhile… In Chicago…

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Meanwhile… In Chicago…

Submitted by Erin

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Hugs Not Drugs

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Hugs Not Drugs

Submitted by Grace

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Jokester

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Jokester

Submitted by Roy jr

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George Washington

By Jillian Madison on October 24th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - George Washington

Submitted by Brianne

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Aging

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Aging

Submitted by Nicholas

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Busy Night

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Busy Night

Submitted by Emily

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Facebook Etiquette

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Facebook Etiquette

Submitted by Kara

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WTF, Mom?!

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - WTF, Mom?!

Submitted by Taylor

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Bedtime Stories

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Bedtime Stories

Submitted by Katie

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Amen

By Jillian Madison on October 23rd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Amen

Submitted by Quinn

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I Wonder If They Just Left?

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - I Wonder If They Just Left?

-from Kat

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Poor Phrasing

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Poor Phrasing

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Silky Smooth

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Silky Smooth

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Just A Hug

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Just A Hug

Submitted by Meghan

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Always Hide The Receipt!

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Always Hide The Receipt!

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Fo’ Shizzle

By Jillian Madison on October 22nd 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Fo’ Shizzle

Submitted by David

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Inspiration

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Inspiration

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Busted

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Busted

Submitted by Jim

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Pop

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

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IDK, LY, TTYL

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - IDK, LY, TTYL

Submitted by Vic

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Tattoos

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Tattoos

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Hot Mess

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Hot Mess

Submitted by dana

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We All Turn Into Our Parents

By Jillian Madison on October 21st 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - We All Turn Into Our Parents

Submitted by Allison

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Practice Makes Perfect

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

I told my mom I passed my test for my final in cosmetology school and she tried to ask me if I had a client yet.

funny parents texts - Practice Makes Perfect

Submitted by Stephanie

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The Boss

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Boss

Submitted by Tara

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Gym Class Just Got A Lot More Fun

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Gym Class Just Got A Lot More Fun

Submitted by Abby

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Study Partner

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Study Partner

Submitted by Jessica

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New Grandpa

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - New Grandpa
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funny parents texts - New Grandpa

Submitted by Lindsy

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Genetics

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Genetics

Submitted by Dylan

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Rawr

By Jillian Madison on October 20th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Rawr

Submitted by Mark

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We’ve All Been There

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - We’ve All Been There

Submitted by Jessica

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Guilt Trip

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Guilt Trip

Submitted by Drew

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Exactly

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Exactly

Submitted by Devon

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Back In The Day

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Back In The Day

Submitted by Bekka

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You Shouldn’t Have

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - You Shouldn’t Have

Submitted by Lauren

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To and Fro

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - To and Fro

Submitted by Maggie

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Future Son-In-Law

By Jillian Madison on October 19th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Future Son-In-Law

Submitted by Taylor

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The Gross Kind

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - The Gross Kind

Submitted by Nicole

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Meanwhile… In NYC…

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Meanwhile… In NYC…

Submitted by Gary

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Nancy Grace

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Nancy Grace

Submitted by Jennifer

(PS, yes, she totally farted. Video here on Pophangover)

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What Would Jamie Lee Curtis Say

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - What Would Jamie Lee Curtis Say

Submitted by Kris

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Good Luck

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Good Luck

Submitted by Olivia

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Fatherly Advice

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Fatherly Advice

Submitted by Sophie

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Here Kitty Kitty

By Jillian Madison on October 18th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Here Kitty Kitty

Submitted by Teags

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Below Parts

By Jillian Madison on October 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Below Parts

Submitted by Erin

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Nice Day

By Jillian Madison on October 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Nice Day

Submitted by Dawn

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Spoiler Alert

By Jillian Madison on October 17th 20110 Comments

funny parents texts - Spoiler Alert

Submitted by Shauna

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