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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

While waiting for birth control

By epettie on February 29th 20120 Comments

“I ran out of birth control and asked my dad to order more.”

Submitted by Toni via PST App

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Mom… just stop texting

By epettie on February 29th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kait

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He’ll get it right someday

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Georgia via PST App

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Mom’s texting illness

By Jillian Madison on February 27th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tennihan via PST App

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Not Quite the same

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Ali

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Misfired Valentine

By Jillian Madison on February 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Madison via PST APP

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Better get mom’s money!

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Nicole

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disturbingly close, mom

By Jillian Madison on February 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Shaylyn

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Learning process for mom

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kristy via PST App

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Over mom’s head

By Jillian Madison on February 22nd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jenny via PST App

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Tipsy?

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20120 Comments

Submitted by Brittany

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An embarrassing request

By Jillian Madison on February 21st 20120 Comments

Submitted by Paul

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Laughing through the tears?

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sierra via PST App

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Mom Gets a compliment

By Jillian Madison on February 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Hanna via PST APP

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A VERY supportive mom

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Missy via PST App

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A Supportive Dad

By Jillian Madison on February 19th 20120 Comments

Submitteed by Lhiannan via PST App

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… That’s Not a Hug

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Ally via PST APP

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Dad’s First Vagina

By Jillian Madison on February 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Clarisa via PST APP

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A Really Cool Mom!

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20120 Comments

‘Submitted by Elek via Iphone App

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A Little Too Literal, Dad!

By Jillian Madison on February 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Ashley

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Stay Away… far away!

By Jillian Madison on February 15th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Alina

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Mom Gets Emoji!

By Jillian Madison on February 15th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Brandi via Iphone App

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Cold Turkey

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Cold Turkey

Submitted by Fern

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Pin Drop

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Pin Drop

Submitted by Aaron

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Arachnophobia

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Arachnophobia

Submitted by Nat

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Fail

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Fail

Submitted by Chelsea

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Ride Home

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Ride Home

Submitted by Thel

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Plug It In

By Jillian Madison on February 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Plug It In

Submitted by Emily

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Dad Wins

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad Wins

Submitted by Dani

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Mom’s Words of Wisdom

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Words of Wisdom

Submitted by Kat

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Dress To Impress

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dress To Impress

Submitted by Kaycee

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Damn You Autocorrect

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Damn You Autocorrect

Submitted by Skye

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Sitcom Of My Life

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Sitcom Of My Life

Submitted by Lhiannan

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Hey Y’all

By Jillian Madison on February 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Hey Y’all

Submitted by Tia

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Get What You Want

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Get What You Want

Submitted by Kellee

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Insurance Money

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Insurance Money

Submitted by Ashley

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Choices

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Choices

Submitted by Natalie

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Medical Attention

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Medical Attention

Submitted by Courtney

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Thanks Mom

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Thanks Mom

Submitted by Jasmine

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Yes, But Did Becca Play The Piano?

By Jillian Madison on February 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Yes, But Did Becca Play The Piano?

Submitted by Jeana

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While You’re Out…

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - While You’re Out…

Submitted by Mitchell

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Did It All For The Nookie

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Did It All For The Nookie

Submitted by Elizabeth

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A Real Ladies Man

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Real Ladies Man

Submitted by Jimmy

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The New Roommate

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - The New Roommate

Submitted by Emily

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…Or Else

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - …Or Else

Submitted by Kayla

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A Mother’s Right

By Jillian Madison on February 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Mother’s Right

Submitted by Kara

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Gobble It Up

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Gobble It Up

Submitted by Dan

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The Baby Shower

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - The Baby Shower

From Allison: My mom went to a baby shower, and the woman it was for had an annoying voice… according to her.

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Choose Your Words Carefully!

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Choose Your Words Carefully!

Submitted by Courtney

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Can’t Be Unseen

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Can’t Be Unseen

Submitted by Jessie

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Fashion Police

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Fashion Police

Submitted by Alex

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Quick Shot

By Jillian Madison on February 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Quick Shot

Submitted by Amy

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LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL

Submitted by Greg

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Bedtime

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Bedtime

Submitted by Brandi (she accidentally texted Mom instead of her boyfriend)

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Wedding Day

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Wedding Day

Submitted by Kevin

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Parents Shouldn’t Reference Skyrim Memes

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Shouldn’t Reference Skyrim Memes

Submitted by Elek

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Sexy Bra

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Sexy Bra

Submitted by Alli

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Panty Liners

By Jillian Madison on February 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Panty Liners

From Aubrey: Mom uses scented panty liners everywhere around the house & put one in my brothers car, it then got stuck on his girlfriends work pants.

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Pancake Dinner

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Pancake Dinner

Submitted by Crystal

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Bad Day?

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Day?

Submitted by Kenneth

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Midnight Snack

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Midnight Snack

Submitted by Nikki

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Mom’s Down

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Down

Submitted by Brandi

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Plumbing Problems

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Plumbing Problems

Submitted by Alex

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Think About It…

By Jillian Madison on February 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Think About It…

Submitted by Sarah

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As Good As New

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - As Good As New

Submitted by Aristotle

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Teaching Mom

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Teaching Mom

Submitted by Sara

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Agree To Disagree

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Agree To Disagree

Submitted by Aubrey

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Mom’s Medical Advice

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Medical Advice

Submitted by Mom Donna

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Bad Kissers

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Bad Kissers

Submitted by Briana

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O.M.G.

By Jillian Madison on February 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - O.M.G.

Submitted by Allison

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