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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Warning: Do Not Text Mom At Night

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

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Mom And Dad Are At An Orgy

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Heather via the PST App

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Dangerous Defecation

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Pac via the PST App

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Desperate For Love

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Christian via the PST App

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Brains?

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Teresa via the PST App

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To The Point

By PST on April 30th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Cierra via the PST App

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Creepy Mom Acts Like A Dog

By PST on April 29th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Isabelle via the PST App

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Dad’s Siri Fail

By PST on April 28th 20120 Comments

Dad tries to use Siri with predictable results.

Submitted by Claudia

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This Is A Group Text, Dad…

By PST on April 27th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Terie

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Not What I Had In Mind

By PST on April 27th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Nicole via the PST App

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We Want Submissions

By PST on April 27th 20120 Comments

You enjoy reading awful and ridiculous parent texts, so why not submit some of your own?

Rather than deleting your mom and dad’s texts and pretending that they never happened, send them to us. If they’re funny, we’ll feature them on the site, and the world will finally know what you’ve been dealing with all these years.

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Examples of what we’re looking for…

funny parents texts - We Want Submissions

You get the idea. So send us your parent’s awful texts right now.

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Damn You Incest Correct

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jessica via the PST App

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So, What’s Up?

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Amelia via the PST App

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Diapers For Boys

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kelli

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Tense Negotiations With Dad

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tessa via the PST App

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Bootleg Spanish

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Carmen

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Dad Has An Important Announcement

By PST on April 26th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lauren

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How Big Is The Package?

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jon

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Dad Knows Slang

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Mike

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How Much Does Mom Love You?

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jen via the PST App

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Is This Really A Police Matter?

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Antonea

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Honesty Is The Best Policy

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Allie

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That Turtle Reminds Me Of Someone

By PST on April 25th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Abby via the PST App

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Your Boons Will Be OK

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Carlina via the PST App

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Mom Drinks Responsibly

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted Kacie

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Eat Fresh

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Heather

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Bill Clinton’s Impeachable Offense

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Megan via the PST App

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Worst Riddle Ever

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Hannah via the PST App

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One Way Conversation

By PST on April 24th 20120 Comments

“I was going through my mom’s iPod and found this… I never received the messages.”

Submitted by Adrian via the PST App

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Homosexual Conversion Therapy

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Mandy via the PST App

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Hump Day

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Alicia via the PST App

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That’s My Least Favorite Chicken

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Edmond

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Mom Was Worried About 4-20

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Marisa

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Mom’s Second Margarita

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sarah via the PST App

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Things Could Get Ugly

By PST on April 23rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Veronica via the PST App

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Dad’s Toilet Talk

By PST on April 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Hannah

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Mom Gets Around

By PST on April 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sarah

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Why Was Your Mom At A Goth Club?

By PST on April 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lhiannan via the PST App

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Too Far?

By PST on April 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Brenna via the PST App

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Dad’s Political Statement

By PST on April 20th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Zoe via the PST App

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Dad Has Something On His Mind

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jared via the PST App

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A Strange Conversation To Have With Your Mother

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Maxine

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Does My Love Mean Nothing To You?

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Grace via the PST App

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Dad Can’t Take A Hint

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lona via the PST App

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Can You Decode Mom’s Message?

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Julie

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Dad’s Having The Time Of His Life

By PST on April 19th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Erin via the PST App

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30 Years Ago

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Emilie via the PST App

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Damn, Dad!

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Veronica via the PST App

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Mom’s Inspirational Message

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jessica

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Praise God And Pass The Ammunition

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Mandi

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Whatever You Do, Don’t Get In Mom’s Car

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tabitha via the PST App

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You’re Getting The Hang Of It

By PST on April 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Madelyn via the PST App

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At Least This Mom Is Honest

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Michelle via the PST App

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The Ultimate TMI Text

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Ateya

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Did Mom Have A Bad Day?

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Erica via the PST App

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The Chocolate Kiss

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kristen via the PST App

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The Wrong Pot

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Mowgil

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Mom’s Gotta Stay Cool

By PST on April 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Alanna

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New Wipers

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Aaliyah via the PST App

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Super Glue

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Alli via the PST App

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Mom Demands Answers

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Madelynn via the PST App

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Mom Is In For A “Shock”

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jade

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Don’t Pooh-Pooh Mom’s Text

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sydney via the PST App

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Mardi Gras Mom

By PST on April 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Steven

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Harsh

By PST on April 14th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Hannah via the PST App

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Voice Recognition Fail

By PST on April 14th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Amy via the PST App

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Feel Me, Yo!

By PST on April 14th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kristina via the PST App

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Why Do I Talk To You

By PST on April 13th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sarah via the PST App

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Mom’s Perverted Pictionary

By PST on April 13th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kristen

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Choose Meth

By PST on April 13th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Erica

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Dad’s Epic Win

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Zach

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Don’t Send That!

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Ashley

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I’m Amber

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Amber via the PST App

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Son, Are You Trying To Tell Me Something?

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Graham?

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Germaphobic

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Elle via the PST App

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Parents Definitely Shouldn’t Text While On Ambien

By PST on April 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Danielle

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That’s How I Want To Die

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Rachelle via the PST App

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With or Without A Blanket

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Beth

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Not Enough For Mom

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lindsi

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Just A Small One

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by BigBoss

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Dinner Is Out Of This World

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Aly

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Dead Or Alive

By PST on April 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Shelby via the PST App

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Thanks For The Update

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kelly

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An Accident With The Doggie Door

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Taylor via the PST App

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Over Mom’s Head

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Carmen via the PST App

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Mom’s “Epic Fail” Fail

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Danielle

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Fruit Or Vegetable?

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jonathan via the PST App

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Mom’s Slang Needs An Update

By PST on April 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Courtney via the PST App

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Knock Before You Enter

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Carrie

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I Need Entertainment

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Haleigh

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Ur Being Very Careless With Ur Life

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Paige

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Why Is Your Mom Pooping On The Lawn?

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Christi via the PST App

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Don’t Let Moms Text And Drive

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Michele via the PST App

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Sushi With A Side Of Ignorant Racial Slurs

By PST on April 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Siobhan

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Getting A Blowdry

By PST on April 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Julia via the PST App

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We Had To Put Roxy Down

By PST on April 8th 20120 Comments

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Alzheimer’s

By PST on April 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Aubria

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Mom Keeps Up With The Trends

By PST on April 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Catherine

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Guess What?

By PST on April 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Josh via the PST App

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You Must Be Flexible

By PST on April 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Erin via the PST App

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