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Monday, April 30, 2012

What’s For Dinner?

By PST on May 31st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What’s For Dinner?

Submitted by Lacey

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Shooting Things

By PST on May 31st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Shooting Things

Submitted by Marianne

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Am I That Saggy?

By PST on May 31st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Am I That Saggy?

Submitted by J

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Is Justin Bieber In Jail?

By PST on May 30th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Is Justin Bieber In Jail?

Submitted by Jillian via the PST App

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Advice To A Son With A Wife In Labor

By PST on May 30th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Advice To A Son With A Wife In Labor

Submitted by Alan via the PST App

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Pretzel Day

By PST on May 30th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Pretzel Day

Submitted by Lauren

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What Kind Of Golf Do You Play?

By PST on May 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What Kind Of Golf Do You Play?

Submitted by Linda

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Peckermint Schnapps?

By PST on May 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Peckermint Schnapps?

Submitted by Page

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Condom Problem

By PST on May 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Condom Problem

Submitted by Maddie via the PST App

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Your Aunt’s Nipples Are About To Change

By PST on May 29th 20120 Comments

A concerned niece sent in this text from her aunt, proving that aunts shouldn’t text either.

funny parents texts - Your Aunt’s Nipples Are About To Change

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Aunt Mary Doesn’t Know

By PST on May 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Aunt Mary Doesn’t Know

Submitted by Nicole via the PST App

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Father’s Day Wish List

By PST on May 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Father’s Day Wish List

Submitted by Kyle

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Nasal Fresh!

By PST on May 27th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Nasal Fresh!

Submitted by Rebecca

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How Does Mom Know So Much About This Topic?

By PST on May 27th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - How Does Mom Know So Much About This Topic?

Submitted by Elena

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Legal Advice From Dad

By PST on May 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Legal Advice From Dad

Submitted by Rob via the PST App

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Mom Would Do A Lot For $100

By PST on May 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Would Do A Lot For 0

Submitted by Nancy via the PST App

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Paging Mrs. Goodhead

By PST on May 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Paging Mrs. Goodhead

Submitted by Ashley

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HELP!

By PST on May 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - HELP!

Submitted by Charlotte

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MOM’S UPSET ABOUT HER SANDWICH!

By PST on May 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - MOM’S UPSET ABOUT HER SANDWICH!

Submitted by Jolene

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God Darn Auto Cucumber

By PST on May 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - God Darn Auto Cucumber

Submitted by Martel via the PST App

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Mom’s Brewing Hillbilly Champagne

By PST on May 24th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Brewing Hillbilly Champagne

Submitted by Jessica via the PST App

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Vacay Sex

By PST on May 24th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Vacay Sex

Submitted by Amy

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Grandma’s Here, And She’s Not Gay, FYI

By PST on May 24th 20120 Comments

“My grandma trying to tell me that she was at my school to pick me up.”

funny parents texts - Grandma’s Here, And She’s Not Gay, FYI

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Mom Must Really Love Pancakes

By PST on May 24th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Must Really Love Pancakes

Submitted by Rachel via the PST App

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Taio Cruz Would Not Be Impressed

By PST on May 23rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Taio Cruz Would Not Be Impressed

Submitted by Carmen

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Too Soon?

By PST on May 23rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Too Soon?

Submitted by Angie

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Spilled Milk

By PST on May 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Spilled Milk

Submitted by Emily via the PST App

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Chill Out, Mom!

By PST on May 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Chill Out, Mom!

Submitted by Ben via the PST App

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What’s Jim Doing?

By PST on May 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What’s Jim Doing?

Submitted by Donna

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Parents Shouldn’t Use Urban Dictionary

By PST on May 21st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Shouldn’t Use Urban Dictionary

Submitted by April

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Mom’s Job Suggestion

By PST on May 21st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Job Suggestion

Submitted by Sara

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Mom And Dad Need Some Time Alone

By PST on May 21st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom And Dad Need Some Time Alone

Submitted by Emily via the PST App

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Like Father Like Daughter

By PST on May 21st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Like Father Like Daughter

Submitted by Meaghan via the PST App

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Always Naked

By PST on May 20th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Always Naked

Submitted by Madison via the PST App

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A Bounce In Mom’s Step

By PST on May 20th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Bounce In Mom’s Step

Submitted by Ashton via the PST App

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I Know You’re Asleep, But…

By PST on May 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - I Know You’re Asleep, But…

Submitted by Jamie via the PST App

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Straighten Up

By PST on May 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Straighten Up

Submitted by Kristen via the PST App

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Or Do You Want Mom To Do It?

By PST on May 18th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Or Do You Want Mom To Do It?

Submitted by Maya via the PST App

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It’s A Mother-Daughter Tramp-Off

By PST on May 18th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Jessica

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What Were We Talking About?

By PST on May 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tony via the PST App

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Botox Mamma

By PST on May 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kristen via the PST App

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Please Don’t Say That

By PST on May 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by McKay via the PST App

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Beer Goggles

By PST on May 17th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Nathan via the PST App

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Mom Psyches Herself Out

By PST on May 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Emily via the PST App

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Is “Douchers” Even A Word?

By PST on May 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Sophie via the PST App

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Mom Won’t Save You

By PST on May 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Christi via the PST App

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R.I.P.

By PST on May 16th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Molly via the PST App

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Nanna Says “Thank You” In Her Own Way

By PST on May 15th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Kaela via the PST App

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She’s Gonna Blow!

By PST on May 15th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Charles via the PST App

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Upside Down Heart

By PST on May 14th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Maggie

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Ye Olde Parent Text

By PST on May 14th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lisa via the PST App

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Special Olympics? (a.k.a. Harsh Mom)

By PST on May 14th 20120 Comments

Via Reddit user Jungl3

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The Big DVD

By PST on May 13th 20120 Comments

Submitted by McKikenly

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That’s No Way To Treat Mom On Mother’s Day

By PST on May 13th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Amanda

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Mom Loves Slang

By PST on May 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Bermac

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Where Are The Chips?

By PST on May 12th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Susannah via the PST App

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Past Tense Of “Tweet”

By PST on May 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tim

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Just Type It Out

By PST on May 11th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Stephen via the PST App

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Dad, That’s Disgusting…

By PST on May 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Meg

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Not Even Close

By PST on May 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lindsey via the PST App

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Checkmate?

By PST on May 10th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Peter via the PST App

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Mom Likes The Attention

By PST on May 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Amanda via the PST App

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ENOUGH, DAD!

By PST on May 9th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Israel via the PST App

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Central Valley Housewife

By PST on May 9th 20120 Comments

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A Poem From Mom

By PST on May 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Scarred4life via the PST App

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Way Too Early

By PST on May 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Lauren

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Mom Is “Hep”

By PST on May 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Murphy

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Good Vibrations

By PST on May 8th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Brittany

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Ask Tim The Asian

By PST on May 8th 20120 Comments

“My mom recently bought a wok and is enthralled by it. Most recently, she cooked taco soup in it.”

Submitted by Maggie

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A Mother’s Dreams

By PST on May 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Adam via the PST App

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Happy 81st Birthday

By PST on May 7th 20120 Comments

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Rosie Red Palm

By PST on May 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Conilyn via the PST App

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Marathon Texting

By PST on May 7th 20120 Comments

Dad texts during his half-marathon…

Submitted by Bailey via the PST App

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Dad Must Be Playing Craps

By PST on May 7th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Devon via the PST App

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It Pays To Plan Ahead

By PST on May 6th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Conner via the PST App

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3 Girls In A Hot Tub

By PST on May 5th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Tkinniry via the PST App

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You Seem A Bit Teste

By PST on May 4th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Danielle via the PST App

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New Medical Terms

By PST on May 4th 20120 Comments

“This is my mother attempting to give me an update while my grandfather is in the hospital.”

Submitted by Lauren via the PST App

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Other Than That, I’m Fine. How Are You?

By PST on May 4th 20120 Comments

Submitted by Megan via the PST App

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Don’t Swear, Mom!

By PST on May 3rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Michelle via the PST App

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Not The Most Popular Hersey Product

By PST on May 3rd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Nicole via the PST App

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Parents Shouldn’t Play ‘Draw Something’

By PST on May 2nd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Bermac

For more fun with Draw Something, visit DrawsomeNotDrawsome.com.

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Class Clown

By PST on May 2nd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Desi via the PST App

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A New Way To Fight Congestion

By PST on May 2nd 20120 Comments

Submitted by Funluvngirl

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Parents Shouldn’t Text: The 20 Best Submission Of April 2012

By PST on May 1st 20120 Comments

April is behind us, which means it’s time for another best of the month compilation from ParentsShouldntText.com. Enjoy…

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