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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Have You Heard The Shots Song?

By PST on June 30th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Have You Heard The Shots Song?

Submitted by Windi

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Meet The Neighbors

By PST on June 30th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Meet The Neighbors

Submitted by Amanda via the PST App

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In Your Dreams

By PST on June 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - In Your Dreams

Submitted by Clinton

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Mom Craves Sausage

By PST on June 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Craves Sausage

Submitted by Myra via the PST App

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What Kind Of Gun?

By PST on June 29th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What Kind Of Gun?

Submitted by Hannelore via the PST App

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I Have Reekers

By PST on June 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - I Have Reekers

Submitted by Catherine via the PST App

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Tell Me How You Really Feel

By PST on June 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Tell Me How You Really Feel

Submitted by Catherine

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Dad: “Money, Money, Yea, Yea”

By PST on June 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad: “Money, Money, Yea, Yea”

Submitted by Lexie

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Score Some Points

By PST on June 28th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Score Some Points

Submitted by Spike

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Yolo, Swag, Etc.

By PST on June 27th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Yolo, Swag, Etc.

Submitted by Kaleigh

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F***ing Slinky

By PST on June 27th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - F***ing Slinky

Submitted by PWD

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Emoticons’ Dark Humor

By PST on June 27th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Emoticons’ Dark Humor

Submitted by Elizabeth

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That’s What She Said

By PST on June 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s What She Said

Submitted by Max

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Dad Hates Cheese

By PST on June 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad Hates Cheese

Submitted by Cherie

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Was I Adopted?

By PST on June 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Was I Adopted?

Submitted by Savannah

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What Size Does Joe Take?

By PST on June 26th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What Size Does Joe Take?

Submitted by Kate

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Urgent Care

By PST on June 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Urgent Care

Submitted by Chris

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That’s How Mom Rolls

By PST on June 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - That’s How Mom Rolls

Submitted by Adam

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Hershey Squirts

By PST on June 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Hershey Squirts

Submitted by Amiee via the PST App

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Bonk Azz Shiz

By PST on June 25th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Bonk Azz Shiz

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Birthday Volcano

By PST on June 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Birthday Volcano

Submitted by Magges via the PST App

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Horney Point

By PST on June 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Horney Point

Submitted by Rheannon via the PST App

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That’s No Way To Talk To Your Mother

By PST on June 22nd 20120 Comments

In all fairness, she was drunk at the time.

funny parents texts - That’s No Way To Talk To Your Mother

Submitted by Samantha via the PST App

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Did You Just Sext Your Mom?

By PST on June 22nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Did You Just Sext Your Mom?

Submitted by Evie via the PST App

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YOLO

By PST on June 21st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - YOLO

Submitted by Tutina

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Bigger Than Mine?

By PST on June 21st 20120 Comments

Apparently that was meant for her ex whom she was arguing with at the time…

funny parents texts - Bigger Than Mine?

Submitted by R.

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Dog In Heat: Mom Gives Play-By-Play

By PST on June 21st 20120 Comments

Our dog was in heat and mom decided to give me updates…

funny parents texts - Dog In Heat: Mom Gives Play-By-Play

Submitted by Hannah via the PST App

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Wrong Steve

By PST on June 20th 20120 Comments

“Me and my dad have the same name and well my mom always text’s the wrong Steve…”

funny parents texts - Wrong Steve

Submitted by Steve

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It’s Hard To Type With Fake Nails

By PST on June 20th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - It’s Hard To Type With Fake Nails

Submitted by Austin via the PST App

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Why Settle For Less, Mom?

By PST on June 20th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Why Settle For Less, Mom?

Submitted by Becca via the PST App

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Emu Kids?

By PST on June 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Emu Kids?

Submitted by Lexi via the PST App

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Dad Saw ‘The Vow’

By PST on June 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad Saw ‘The Vow’

Submitted by Sam

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Is It Worse That Dad Suggested It, Or That Mom Repeated It?

By PST on June 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Is It Worse That Dad Suggested It, Or That Mom Repeated It?

Submitted by Katie

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Stints On The Streets

By PST on June 19th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Stints On The Streets

Submitted by KAE via the PST App

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What Are You After?

By PST on June 18th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What Are You After?

Submitted by Kim via the PST App

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BILF?

By PST on June 18th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - BILF?

Submitted by Jesse via the PST App

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Do You Know The Muffin Man?

By PST on June 18th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Do You Know The Muffin Man?

Submitted by Tasha

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Have To Change My Undies

By PST on June 18th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Have To Change My Undies

Submitted by Shelby

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More Penicillin Than…

By PST on June 17th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - More Penicillin Than…

Submitted by Shelby

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I DON’T KNOW HOW!

By PST on June 17th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - I DON’T KNOW HOW!

Submitted by Will B.

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Four Guys? Damn!

By PST on June 16th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Four Guys? Damn!

Submitted by Andy

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Wicked

By PST on June 15th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Wicked

Submitted by Brandon via the PST App

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Way To Make Things Creepy, Mom

By PST on June 15th 20120 Comments

Creepy funny parents texts - Way To Make Things Creepy, Mom

Submitted by Cloe B via the PST App

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And My Kids Think I’m Bad

By PST on June 15th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - And My Kids Think I’m Bad

Submitted by Lisa

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Jeez, You Think I Don’t Know Anything

By PST on June 15th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Jeez, You Think I Don’t Know Anything

Submitted by Jenny via the PST App

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Mother Knows Best

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mother Knows Best

Submitted by Emily via the PST App

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Invitation Retracted

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Invitation Retracted

Submitted by Lexi via the PST App

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You’re Scared, I’m Scarred

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - You’re Scared, I’m Scarred

Submitted by Julia

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You Mean Waylaid?

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - You Mean Waylaid?

Submitted by Samantha

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Not This Again!

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Not This Again!

Submitted by Dakota via the PST App

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So Do Hot Chicks

By PST on June 14th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - So Do Hot Chicks

Submitted by Johnny via the PST App

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Old What?

By PST on June 13th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Old What?

Submitted by Jodi

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Siri Wants War

By PST on June 13th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Siri Wants War

Submitted by Morgan

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Again With The TMI

By PST on June 13th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Again With The TMI

Submitted by Amanda via the PST App

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I Is Chillin’

By PST on June 13th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - I Is Chillin’

Submitted by Amanda

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Obviously, She’s Not Old Enough…

By PST on June 12th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Obviously, She’s Not Old Enough…

Submitted by Kyra via the PST App

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Butting?

By PST on June 12th 20120 Comments

“My mom was with my aunt and uncle who bicker like kids. Uncle is deaf and aunt has very selective hearing.”

funny parents texts - Butting?

Submitted by Emily via the PST App

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Parents Shouldn’t Text: 15 Of The Funniest Texts From Dad

By PST on June 12th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Shouldn’t Text: 15 Of The Funniest Texts From Dad

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dad, father's day

Awkward

By PST on June 11th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Awkward

Submitted by Juli via the PST App

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Luck Of The Irish

By PST on June 11th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Luck Of The Irish

Submitted by Stephanie

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If You Know What I Mean

By PST on June 11th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - If You Know What I Mean

Submitted by Darienne via the PST App

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Mom Has To Go Piggy

By PST on June 11th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Has To Go Piggy

Submitted by Morgan via the PST App

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No Shame In Grandpa’s Game

By PST on June 10th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - No Shame In Grandpa’s Game

Submitted by Sephora

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A Highly Confused Daughter

By PST on June 9th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Highly Confused Daughter

Submitted by Jordan

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Dad Found “The Symbols”

By PST on June 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad Found “The Symbols”

Submitted by Shane

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Dad’s Theory About “One Direction”

By PST on June 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Dad’s Theory About “One Direction”

Submitted by Leah via the PST App

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A Grown-Ass Man Pretending To Be A Kitty Cat

By PST on June 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Grown-Ass Man Pretending To Be A Kitty Cat

Submitted by Lauren via the PST App

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Mom Watches Too Many Movies

By PST on June 8th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Watches Too Many Movies

Submitted by Carly

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Alien Language Text

By PST on June 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Alien Language Text

Submitted by Suzanne via the PST App

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Dad Is Always Watching

By PST on June 7th 20120 Comments

“Random text from my dad… while I’m being intimate with my boyfriend two hours away…”

funny parents texts - Dad Is Always Watching

Submitted by Lacy via the PST App

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Can I Get A Pig?

By PST on June 7th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Can I Get A Pig?

Submitted by KT

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OMG, What Did I Send?

By PST on June 6th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - OMG, What Did I Send?

Submitted by Jeannie

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Grounded And You Know It

By PST on June 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Grounded And You Know It

Submitted by Chris

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God I Hate LMFAO

By PST on June 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - God I Hate LMFAO

Submitted by Ariel

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LLCP?

By PST on June 5th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - LLCP?

Submitted by Hannah

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Parents Shouldn’t Text: The 15 Best Submissions Of May 2012

By PST on June 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Parents Shouldn’t Text: The 15 Best Submissions Of May 2012

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best of pst, dad, mom

Mom’s Really Worried About Anal Care

By PST on June 4th 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom’s Really Worried About Anal Care

Submitted by Amboma via the DYAC App

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DYAC Or Dyslexia?

By PST on June 3rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - DYAC Or Dyslexia?

Submitted by Nicole

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Unsatisfying Riddle

By PST on June 3rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Unsatisfying Riddle

Submitted by Andrea via the PST App

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A Text No Father Wants To Receive

By PST on June 3rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - A Text No Father Wants To Receive

Submitted by Shelby

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Father-In-Law Hates LSU

By PST on June 3rd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Father-In-Law Hates LSU

Submitted by Kat

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Mother’s Day Gift

By PST on June 2nd 20120 Comments

MI told my Dad to go buy a mani/pedi for my Mom for Mother’s Day and he had plans of his own…”

funny parents texts - Mother’s Day Gift

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OTFRAL?

By PST on June 2nd 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - OTFRAL?

Submitted by Main

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Mom Is Not A Fan

By PST on June 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - Mom Is Not A Fan

Submitted by William via the PST App

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You Owe Mom A New Pair Of Underwear

By PST on June 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - You Owe Mom A New Pair Of Underwear

Submitted by Jeff via the PST App

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What’s That Smell?

By PST on June 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - What’s That Smell?

Submitted by Christyna via the PST App

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You’re Eating What?

By PST on June 1st 20120 Comments

funny parents texts - You’re Eating What?

Submitted by Lindsey

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